Anudder gathering anyone?
Yo people.. Its 4pm in the afternoon and i just woke up only to find myself alone in the house sia.Damn sad.
Think I starting to turn no life liao. My sis went malaysia with her church mates and my parents went Chinatown to gai gai. My gosh. Sundays are meant to be spent like tt wad. Not sitting in front of a computer wearing only a pair of boxers and hugging a smelly bolster lo.
Surfed the net for half an hour, trying to catch up with all my online groups and communities and was pleasantly surprised to see Alvin's and Serena's fresh entry into the blog so i decided to put one of my own too.
Anyway, bet most of u dunno vibrators are damn expensive in Singapore. I visited the erotic shop at holland v last week and to my horror the cheapest one available is freaking 80 bucks lo! And Im sure no gal in the right mind would wanna buy tt cheapest one... its those kind which is made of cheapo plastic and dussen vibrate (yes a vibrator which dussen vibrate) which i seriously think a regular cucumber would serve a better job at satisfying herself. Use oredi, wash clean liao still can eat with the chicken rice u da pao from downstairs.
The most expensive one seems impressive but is nearly 300 bucks. Got 3 modes of vibration : high, low , and pulsating vibrations. Looks demonic too, macham an exact replica of satan's rod. Black in colour with scales and a small pointed thing on top which i think is used to stimulate the gals g-spot (haha i must emphasize i THINK only, nv seen one b4 k) Super thick and long somemore, god knows how the girl can manage to shove tt thing in la. Even comes with a cleaning dock for after use, sterilizing solution included as well.
Therefore, why do gals still nid to buy vibrators if they are so impractical? Any guys' finger can easily do a better job ma! Dun even nid to manually operate, just get ur honey pot to a close enuff proximity of a guy's hands and u can lie back and enjoy liao lo. Until the technology is advanced enough for vibrators to have a camera embedded at the tip, only fingers have the ability to topo and navigate to the most enjoyable part lo. Seriously other than lao yu's wife, no single woman nids a vibrator in their life.
Therefore, assuming a guy's fingers have got more than three modes of vibration - agressive, gentle, in-out-in-out to name a few, and are more versatile, one finger definitely worth more than 300 bucks, say $400, guess wad? 10 fingers = $4000! Damn, i should reflect this to insurance agencies sia, maybe in future they will insure more for permanent disablility of limbs for guys compared to gals haha.
Oops haha think i got too carried away. Actually just wanted to jio a class gathering say maybe end of June? Think it will be nice to get together again b4 everyone starts flying away to all over the world for studies. Though i think ive seen many ppl recently. Met Peter and Gilbert during scholarship interview. Our schedule one after each other lo. Damn qiao. Saw Zhiguan yesterday at citylink. As I was sneaking up on him, his gf gave him a peck on the face. Haha. Bet she still feeling paiseh. Saw minhao during sec class gathering as well. He now enjoying life la, working in a female environment with lotsa chio bus. Saw eelin as well, think she on her way to work or wad. Still as pretty as ever though a bit fat now haha.
So how guys? On for class gathering? Open for ideas hor. Meanwhile, go check out www.uglyjackass.com to keep urself entertained!
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